carrier pigeon

The coolest type of bird EVER. They carry messages on their feet because they're so cool. They're basically n00bs that do stuff for you. A great example is Shap. Except for the fact that Shap isn't really really cool.
Anyway, screw cell phones, carrier pigeons is the new thing. Pfft, texting is overrated.
Buy a carrier pigeon.

Example? A carrier pigeon!

by Presidente Paoola January 5, 2008

Gym Pigeon

A person who only works out their upper body and doesn't understand what it is to do a squat or a deadlift.

Hence they end up looking like their animal namesake; fluffed up on top but walking around on matchsticks.

Dave, you see that gym pigeon over there? Doing arm curls in the squat rack.

Yeah, he's got legs like my 12 year old niece!

by Evil P July 9, 2010

Sweaty Pigeon

When you lick the sweat off of someone's asshole and spit it into their mouth.

Dude me and Sarah just did the sweaty pigeon!

by Dudebrah June 22, 2015

Dead Pigeons

A descriptive phrase used to say something is boring.

This church party is dead pigeons. Lets go smoke some tree.

by Reverend Chance August 11, 2010

cheesy pigeon

The Cheesy Pigeon

When you rub an uncleaned bellend on a dead pigeons lifeless body and peck away at the bell (covered in cheese) with its beek.

Then fuck its corpse!!!!!

My cheesy pigeon is cheesy

by Potts Racing July 4, 2014

There's the pigeon in question!

When you mention someone's name and they just then appear. Whether they enter the room, walk by, call you or in any way contact you. It is similar to 'Speak of the devil'.

-Jake is always late. Text him and see if he's coming.
(Jake enters)
-There's the pigeon in question!

by --c September 10, 2009

pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.

Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.

by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008