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philosophy

the science of stating really obvious things
I used philosophy to know that I exist
by Mark Fulsmer June 24, 2016
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philosophicalisation

1. When you Philosophise something philosophical properly with enough k you may, in the right environment obtain optimum philosophicalisation.

2. The pentium freebasing suplex pon membrane twice!
The pulsation of my Philosophicalisation was purely imagination for the total annihilation of the nation with true condemnation, one day we will be all Asian.
by The Philosophilisator June 11, 2011
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philosopher

A study of though of which there are 2 Arch Types,

Realist Philosophers: Asks not why, but how

Bull****er philosopher: Spends all day asking.....whyyyyyyy?

There may exist a counter balance of the 2 but these findings are inconclusive.
"Confucious was a realist philosopher, you are a bull****er"
by Some guy named Dalsus October 9, 2006
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dining philosophers

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.
The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.
by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004
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philosopher

1. In ancient Greece, it refers to one who attends symposiums, in the guise of thinking, to drink with friends, speak of pederasty, and generally makes a fool of himself.
In Plato's symposium, it was less of a scholarly discussion, and more of a drinking party where they talked about pederasty.

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As far as philosophers go, Socrates was a drunk old pederast.
by Bega November 3, 2005
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philosophy

-The death penalty was built on a philosophy of deterrence. Empirical studies conclude that the death penalty fails to deter, but actually INCREASE murders due to something known as the "brutalization effect". This essentially makes our country a more dangerous, violent place to live in.
-Mandatory drug sentences and the "War on Drugs". Built on philosophy... so individuals caught on one occasion with a barely significant amount of marijuana go to prison, however science proved that alcohol is more detrimental to your body, causes worse memory effects, and is linked to several violent crimes. "War on Drugs"... bullshit philosophy. How does one declare war on an inanimate object? Your tax dollars are going to incapacitating millions of non-violent offenders and, as a result of ensuring that the "criminal" serves the mandatory minimum, prisons release violent criminals to ensure that there is enough room in the prison for the drug offenders
by P0lyamor0us May 4, 2008
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philosophy

the continuous questioning of everything and anything about life until you have absolutely no answers and have successfully endured one terrible mind fuck
Girl One: wow this philosophy homework is some impossible shit.
Girl Two: kill yourself. write a philosophical question about it.

Girl One: is it necessary to be alive for you to be able to kill yourself?
Girl Two: good now go test your philosophy.
by the true philosophist February 17, 2014
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