pasting

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.

Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T

by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011

Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.

i like posting at partys it is fun

by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007

Petting Zoo

My house every night.

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.

by Pete April 8, 2003

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

pasting

When you get slaped in the face by some one with a sticky substance on their hand, such as semen or road tar.

Aw man, You just got pasted!

by Jimbo May 22, 2003