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Fat Porkin’

The act of vigorously sucking the fat out of a woman.
Man I really was fat porkin’ her last night
by Shiester March 29, 2026
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James Perkins

James Perkins is a someone who plays World of Warcraft and smokes a shit ton of weed and has a porn addiction.
“Hey Ray, have you seen Jacob lately?” Ray: “ Nah man, he’s been a real James Perkins lately.”
by Freaky Bobby boy June 24, 2025
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Sye Perkins

Sye Perkins is a well known scamp and con artist from jayville on the pike. He is also the inventor of the “Circus Peanut” which can be bought at any Sye Perkins locations including, Sye Perkins Tent of Oddities, Sye Perkins Mediocre Circus, Sye Perkins Museum, or Sye Perkins Freak Show.
I do love Sye Perkins but his circus peanuts are the worst candy I’ve ever tasted!
by anonymous September 6, 2025
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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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