Bollock Peen Lord

Someone who takes bollocks and penis at the same time in their mouth

Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam

by LoadBuster98 May 5, 2021

Mooshy-peen

a soft and squishy penis

"did you have sex with him?"
''No he had a mooshy-peen"

by 004Jk57 December 30, 2021

Paul-Peen Hammer

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.

Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.

by BB's Mom January 6, 2023

Granny Pedonika

a entertainer who is african-american.
she got accused of sexually abusing children in 2023.

Oh, Granny Pedonika, you’re my favourite!

by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2023

get off my peen

the best expression said by the cheeckiest man luke w

mans get off my peen

by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

Horizontal Peeing

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.

- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014