peaf

when a woman queefs and pees at the same time.

Oh, sorry, did i just peaf on you?

What is that smell? Did you just peaf?!

I really have to peaf.

by ohmydarling April 28, 2009

pedatard

One who suffers from both tardation and pedaphilia.

Keep that pedatard away from my child!

by Joe July 7, 2003

pedafilic

Having to do with or related to pedophiles, or the state of being pedafilicious; acting in a way that is rapey.

The way Daniel looks at Rachel is so pedafilic.

by rubberbucket October 28, 2014

Pedifile

A pedifile is someone who likes kids, exsposed Chuck E. Cheese, and song got ruined by subway surfers 😑.

“Bro I love Shane’s conspiracies!”
“Shane isn’t the same after I heard HES A PEDIFILE!!”
“Bro no wayyyyyyyy! He ruined Chuck E. Cheese for me!!

by Unknown46789 August 2, 2020

pedal file

Someone who files pedals

Ryan is a pedal filer.

by Ryankie December 14, 2020

Rusty Pedal

When you take a shit in a bag and then you smack someone across the face with it.

The bitch won't shut up so i gave her a rusty pedal.

by Regansmash1976 January 19, 2010

pedaphile

Any individual who is interested in establishing a mutual sexual relationship with a person who is of a physically younger age.

The World Health Organization defines adolescence as the period of life between 10 and 20 years of age. With this said any one who sexually interacts with some one else in this age range is in the "instinctual norm", if you well. Therefore the deviation into pedaphile begins when the 10’s & 20’s and the 30’s & 40’s engage in sexual activities. As you can see it is virtually impossible for anyone with a logical frame of mind to be apposed to the act of this definition!

by A HUMAN July 26, 2008