Peanut Rolled
Peanut Rolled by Purple Pete September 2, 2021
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peanut butter fridays
The best snack for the best day of the week. Always needs to be untainted before usage. Plastic wrap works best. Only Friday. Peanut butter expensive.
My boy Craig goes crazy on peanut butter fridays. I feel bad for the peanut butters husband. Craig fucked his brains out.
peanut butter fridays by D-Money699 June 5, 2022
Peanut Butter and Jealous
The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.
Peanut Butter and Jealous by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011
Peanut Rating System
The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.
Peanut Rating System by Jaiger June 1, 2010
peanut butter munching
The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm
JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole
CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!
BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko
CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!
BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko
peanut butter munching by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010
Peanut Butter Smack
After a long drawn out blow job, the man scoops some peanut butter into his hand and smacks the woman across her face and says, "how you like that bitch."
Peanut Butter Smack by olipoo August 27, 2008