Parking Lot Kids

Parking lot kids are teenagers from the age of 14 or over who hangout, litter, and more or less live in their towns various parking lots. Favorite lots include stop and shops and McDonalds resturants. Most parking lot kids skateboard, smoke newports, listen to shitty music, and hangout with fat or slutty girls. No one likes these kids their usually scumbags.

Those Parking Lot Kids have been at mcdonalds all day.

by 973thetruth December 31, 2011

Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.

Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!

by mcfisha January 25, 2008

Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.

Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette

by menelaos June 17, 2009

Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

Packing Onions

Refers to Booty- Can Make a Grown Man Cry

These Women are Packing Onions. They're Packing some Serious Onions.

by Onion Packer May 8, 2011