Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023

Rear Package Slam

Striking or kicking a man in the testicles from behind.

That guy was such a jerk, so I snuck up behind him and delivered a Rear Package Slam

by NicktheDick July 4, 2012

friend package

What the girl gets when they don’t wanna be your gf.

Jocelyn: stay up past 12
Me: no that’s only part of the bf package you got the friend package goodnight

by Nogger$inmybutt June 27, 2019

Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021

Ayanda pakati

Ayanda pakati means a boy with a avo head but is very sweet and kind but can't think with his pear

Ayanda pakati has a eggie

by 322428 June 29, 2023

Overnight Dart Package

A small package containing cigarettes to be given to one who is leaving home for the evening but wishes to bum the cigs he/she would have bummed off you had they remained at your house.

Hey bro, can I grab an Overnight Dart Package?

Is it cool if I steal an ODP from you?

I'm here for an overnight dart package.

I don't have a job, but feel I am deserving of your cigarettes, Can ya toss me an Overnight Dart Package?

by carl winslows chest hair February 2, 2010

Pack the package

When a girl can fit the whole wiener and balls in her mouth for a good couple seconds

Dude first she unzipped my fly and workin on my D, then all of sudden she slipped the balls in there too and started to pack the package

by Dubloq June 14, 2013