Face Panties

Cloth masks worn to make society feel safer during the covid-19 pandemic. The masks typically are colorful in nature with a assortment of patterns. Face panties are made trendy by millienials & Democrat voters to feel like they are contributing their part to an exciting prolonged narrative.

That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get glamour shots.

by Greendukey June 18, 2021

panties

a garment of such genius that it firmly covers the vulva without touching the anus thereby collecting a woman's best smells while avoiding her worst. Another genius feature of panties are that their edges end right at the natural crease where the woman's leg bends and slope upwards towards her hip bones thereby visually lengthening her legs and narrowing her pelvic region.

The only thing better than a beautiful woman wearing panties is a beautiful woman wearing nothing at all.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

sticky panties

end result after a long night with longjohn2

after a long night with michael, lynn aka.
(freaky tales) ended up wearing sticky panties around her neck

by im her daddy October 20, 2008

crutchless panties

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

Clean up, aisle my panties

Something Gretchen from Bob's Burgers says when she's turned on by a cop

"Clean up, aisle my panties"

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

sloth-panties

sloth-panties is a slang term for dirty womens underwear. The dirty underwear is usually worn around the house at night, to sleep in, and will always have stains and dry vagina leakage stuck to them.

I was really grossed out when my new girlfriend came into the bedroom and got undressed and proceeded to put on a pair of sloth-panties.

by The Digital Word Man March 7, 2010

Nipple Panties

a removable cover, or under garment for the front end of a female, used to support their breasts.

damn, i can see her nipple panties...

by Zachary flaming May 30, 2007