whatever paddles your canoe

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat".

So you're into that? Well, whatever paddles your canoe, man.

by Deliciously. May 9, 2010

Plastic Paddy

The descendants of the Irish who emigrated to the United States and raised over 6 million dollars for the Irish so that they could fight the Anglo-Irish war and establish the Irish Free State. Their families and grandchildren are made fun of for claiming kinship by the people of the Irish Republic who don't acknowledge the help they received from Irish-Americans, both politically and otherwise.

The Irish today would call the grandchildren of John Devoy, (a convicted Fenian deported in 1871 to America, where he enjoyed a long, dedicated life as a journalist, publisher, political leader, and gun runner for Irish independence )plastic paddys.

by GingerNYC March 31, 2008

Paddle boatin

Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!

When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!

by mikeyboy79 May 19, 2009

Paddy

Tantrum / Fit or rage often for little or no reason.

He threw a "paddy" and didn't calm down for ages.

by P.Sugrue February 16, 2004

Plastic Paddy

Diaspora Irish (American Irish) like De Valera who fought to make Ireland free both in Europe and North America, and was thrown in prison, wrote the Irish constitution, served several terms as head of government and head of state in the Irish Republic, and was heavily involved in the Gaelic Revival that helped save the Irish language. Also like others who funded millions of dollars to the Irish and gave their lives fighting in the IRA during 'The Troubles.' Those who continue today to support politically and financially Ireland and many of its political parties. American Fenians and Diaspora Irish patriots, you know... "fake Irish" from whom we have absolutely nothing to be thankful for and no solidarity with.

"He's not Irish... more like a plastic paddy."

by Boyo85 December 16, 2009

paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.

Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.

by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007

Padding

Getting free kills, while gaming. So if you make a private game with you and a friend an you kill him over an over with out actually trying to kill him back, that would be called padding.

Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?

Cheating, pad, free kills,

Can i have free kills?

You mean pad/padding?

by ureonmyhitlist January 21, 2010