by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
Get the mad puppy mug.When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
Get the Puppy Paralyzed mug.When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").
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Get the puppy snack mug.refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.
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