mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.

Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…

by leigh_romo December 8, 2014

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Puppy Break

When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").

Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.

by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011

puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"

"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"

by em1phobic June 10, 2021

Muffler Puppy

refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.

Hey! Im about to explode pass me the Muffler Puppy.

by SLATE18 May 9, 2011

Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

puppy lasagna

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021