by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
Get the mad puppymug. by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009
Get the Puppy Shacklesmug. When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").
by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011
Get the Puppy Breakmug. When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
Get the Puppy Paralyzedmug. "ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021
Get the puppy lasagnamug. Someone who has been taught to be subservient to a partner or bdsm master for treats and head pats.
These individuals will see then self a puppy girl/boy tho act more "dumb and rambunctious" then a un-pilled puppy
Term can be often seen in online spaces such as Twitter
These individuals will see then self a puppy girl/boy tho act more "dumb and rambunctious" then a un-pilled puppy
Term can be often seen in online spaces such as Twitter
Maya is so puppy pilled that she reacts better to whistling then her own name.
Michael wants me to give him a name tag with my phone number on as a treat for being a good boy
Michael wants me to give him a name tag with my phone number on as a treat for being a good boy
by Blood bite June 5, 2023
Get the Puppy pilledmug. When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
Get the Blind Puppymug.