Butter press

The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.

Dude I totally got butter pressed last night!

by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

Bench Press

A weighted movement and one of the 3 powerlifts, the trainee, while lying on a bench, lowers a weighted barbell or dumbbells to the chest and then presses the weight back to the starting position. This lift is good for developing and strengthening the pectoral (chest) muscles, the tricep muscles and the anterior deltoid (front shoulder) muscle

The Bench Press is by far the best compound exercise to develop a the upper body

by American Powerbuilder February 8, 2022

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.

by Townsend December 13, 2008

press the tit

For one to get a rapid move on.

Yo dude lets cut this shit and press the tit.

by Xsjado May 16, 2006