Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Pumkin-pounder

An informal or humorous term used to refer to a person who is strongly or especially attracted to people with naturally red hair.

"I wish I could get with Carla, but I'm a brunette and she's a total Pumkin-pounder"

by Richard Kranium November 3, 2025

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.

I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.

by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009

Quarter Pounder with Z's

A very large joint assembled using 4 ounces of marijuana (quarter pound) and multiple Zig Zag rolling papers (Z's).

Is Harold's house on fire!?!

Nah, they're just smoking a quarter pounder with Z's.

by fmitga May 17, 2023

Drop’in pounders

When an infant child drops each shit or piss equal to or exceeding a pound

Oh my God this morning my child had to of been drop’in pounders that diaper had to have been at least a pound if not more

by Rae the rat November 26, 2019

The pounder

The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.

Hey pounder you're fat
The Pounder: Banka Banka *you die* Banka Banka Banka *your body is gone*

by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019