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Portsmouth FC

Discusting team. All inbred. Funny looking creatures. Skates
You support Portsmouth fc you must be inbred mush
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possexabilities

1. a word originating in a lesbian poem that uses cooking pancakes (maybe they were crepes) as a metaphor for sex; used to describe the total sum of all possible sexy things speaker (batter) and subject (hot skillet) can do to each other in their crazy kitchen-sex adventures.
Claire: " Possexabilities? " I'm supposed to take this poem seriously?
Melissa: Whatever, my cousin's writing is awesome so screw you! And now our friendship is becoming more distant because you didn't think my cousin's poem was as poignant and breathtaking as I did--in fact, you gave your opinion truthfully, but that doesn't matter! I have completely lost respect for your ability to critique writing!
Claire: HO-KAY!!!
by Seepy May 13, 2008
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nerd posse

(Aust) n.

1) A collective noun for nerds.

2)That group of nerds at any university responsible for nerd tagging or nerdish graffiti.
1) The conference on mathematical methods in physics was a veritable posse of nerds.

2) The Nerd posse pwned the uni toilets. It was almost impossible to take a crap without encountering a formula or two.
by Costa Del Barto June 27, 2006
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choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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portsmouth

The biggest shithole in the UK. Full of Skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Portshithole).

Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.
by John Collins April 15, 2004
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Gay Posse

A group of gay friends who often interact socially with one another.
Colleen and Cassie are part of a book club, which has turned into more of a Gay Posse. They used to just sit around once a month and discuss literature, but now they all go to dinner, see movies, and take day trips together.
by ty bachus August 12, 2007
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Portsmouth

A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.
"That hoe is such a Portsmouth!"
by John Jacob Smith April 15, 2007
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