you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

by ELsei August 12, 2007

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 6, 2005

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 29, 2019

Poodle people

Somebody that tricked you into thinking they are a pitbull.

She was one of the poodle people, but don't let the cute surface fool you, she is not to be underestimated, and she will kill you dead.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021

Poodle around

a person, especially an athlete, who performs in an ostentatiously sensational manner calculated to draw attention; show-off.
—verb (used without object)

to perform or behave in an outrageous or spectacular manner.

Showboating

to spend time doing things without any particular purpose or plan:

‘Poodle around’ used in the UK

Girl, Terri has been poodling around d in her new truck.

We spent the day poodling around town.

Poodle around

by theNatashaverse June 23, 2023

Poodle

A poodle can mate with any and every breed

That girl is acting like a real poodle with all those hoes

by Watcher of knowledge November 23, 2023