Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

pooch

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.

wow look at the pooch over there, i’m bout to get some of that tonight

by Slutbutt443 May 26, 2020

Freon pooch

A dog that prefers air conditioned environments

Our dog really likes air conditioning; he is a freon pooch.

by Jup01 May 26, 2020

Pooch

A T-shirt with cut off sleeves

“Hey nice pooch”
“Thank you I made it myself”

by diilarnmindcontest69 August 28, 2020

finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012

Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane

Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!

by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012

snag the pooch

The act of loving the child that is not biologically yours but does belong to some one you are dating so much that you stay in the relationship, even though the relationship itself is over and you know it.

“Does she love him?”
“No, but she went ahead and had to snag the pooch and she’s gonna stay with him for Esmeralda”

by MaxBpowers December 28, 2022