by Pwrz December 09, 2013
That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 22, 2024
"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"
by Dingers15 April 28, 2015
Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
by Wörd güy March 28, 2021
by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020
A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where
C- did you get the new masturbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
by Beastiality is legal April 18, 2018
Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch
by SergioV June 28, 2022