Ploomer

A word used to make fun and or annoy someone, such as Jeffrey, if you are pissed that they are beating you in COD. A ploomer is a dimwitted or annoying person, or someone who is generally getting on your nerves for whatever reason.

Guy 1: Ohhh take that! I just got a care package in cod!!
Guy 2: Wow... your such a PLOOMER!

Guy 1: *Knocks on door*.
Guy 2: *Opens door*
Guy 1: Hey, PLOOOMER!

by Zingbuh July 23, 2010

Piometry

The use of art to creatively depict the number π to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks pleasing to their naked eye albeit it is probably not so to their mind’s eye.

Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.

by MathPlus April 21, 2021

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.

Jessica and I might do a little bit of Irish cock plower this weekend.

by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

Ploner

a mixture between a Plonker and a loner

Ali is such a ploner

by Lucy, Ali, Stefan February 8, 2008

plume

Each rope of cum produced when a man ejaculates.

Ghoul 1: How many plumes?
Ghoul 2: About 3 plumes.
Ghoul 3: One time I got 6 plumes after I gave up masturbating for lent.

by Ghoul Doctor Shreveport March 4, 2016

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.

Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.

by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

plomangles

Dirty word for African Americans, and Chinese.

I want you plomangles off of my property.

by phat phuc April 5, 2004