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ha'penny

2. A chiefly British word for the vulva. Used as a euphemism in music hall songs. E.g. Keep Your Hand On Your HA'PENNY purported to provide tongue-in-cheek advice from "Mom" to daughter Molly on how to keep out of trouble on dates. The refrain of that song ran

Keep your hand on your ha'penny
Cover it well with your palm
Keep your hand on your ha'penny
And Molly will come to no harm.
KEEP YOUR HAND ON YOUR HA'PENNY

When Molly began to go courting
Her mother was anxious to tell
How certain young fellas would want her
to stray down the pathway to 'ell
So Molly's old ma used to say:

cho: Keep your hand on your ha'penny
Cover it well with your palm
Keep your hand on your ha'penny
And Molly will come to no harm

They'll hug you and kiss you so sweetly
They'll make you feel ever so nice,
But handle the fellas discretely
And follow this simple advice:

When Molly and I went out courting
I told her she'd nothing to fear
But down in the meadow last Sunday
I whispered these words in her ear

Take your hand off your ha'penny
Look into my bonny blue eyes
Take your hand off your ha'penny
And I'll give you --- a lovely surprise!
by Sean Kerry August 19, 2012
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Penny

The niece of Inspector Gadget. The true hero of the show, she protects her bumbling Uncle, often in secret, and assists him solving cases and foiling the schemes of Dr. Claw. She’s smart, incredibly brave, loyal, humble, patient, kind-hearted, upbeat, and cute as can be. She’s basically perfect and flawless. She’s never bitchy, never selfish and never lies. Penny’s top priorities are helping her Uncle, and also helping her dog, Brain. Although it is usually her who solves the case, she is more than happy to let her Uncle Gadget take the credit. She also carries a computer book, and her watch has a laser.
Dude, have you ever noticed that kid Penny kicks ass?
Heck yeah, man! I wish kids were really more like her. She has awesome theme music too.
by Hawks.Fan.12 April 15, 2020
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no penny tax

In kids' games, no do-overs. If called right after choosing sides, selecting who's it, who goes first or the like, it prevents the other side from trying to redo.

Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.
. . . and you are not it. Tony, you're it. NO PENNY TAX. (Tony is it. Period.)
by goyische shitheel November 21, 2006
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Askam Pennsylvania

in other words Wellsboro, PA. Full of rednecks and losers.
Don't go to Wellsboro you might become part of Askam Pennsylvania.
by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005
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Pennoyer Rush

The most simple of rushes in Starcraft or Starcraft II, you simply take your starting workers and attack the enemy with them. Popularized by the famous bronze level player Pennoyer
Holy shit I feel like a noob, I just got Pennoyer Rushed.
by Uguu August 25, 2010
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Pennypacking

To drive aimlessly with no regard for the destination or time and no consideration for the others on the trip, often ending up at a destination far from the one originally intended. The driving is frequently interrupted by inexplicable stops.
I thought we were going to the beach, but Carl kept pennypacking, and we eventually ended up at some lighthouse. And with all that pennypacking, it was just before closing time.
by AstroT July 7, 2009
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Pennyatrator

The pennyatrator strives for sexual encounter and sees potential in any scenario. The term is not gender specific and has many properties attributed to that of a player, or pickup-artist. The origin of the term remains a mystery.

A pennyatrator will be well rehearsed in tactics in demonstrating sexual interest to the target(s). This often begins within mere seconds of a target being chosen.

If you feel you have been targeted by a pennyatrator, the chances are you've probably just stumbled upon a run of the mill player. The pennyatrator rarely gives a target time to react before striking.

Fending off a pennyatrator can be achieved though care should be taken as counter tactics are second nature for one well versed in the ways of the pennyatrator.
Wow, that pennyatrator never stops!
by Enrybmada February 10, 2013
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