PADI

Acronym for "Professional Association of Diving Instructors." Trains SCUBA divers at all levels of training. A large corporation that most divers have a love-hate relationship with as they charge too much for their books and course materials. Similar organizations include NAUI and SSI.

PADI charged me $50 for this flimsy-ass book! I bet I could learn just as much by reading on the internet and using that $50 for diving.

by TOTA October 31, 2005

lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

Wet Panda

An asian sex position that involves shrimp fried rice, duck sauce, and a mink coat. Normally preformed on a water bed.

Hoi Shing and Tiao preformed the "Wet Panda" in the confines of their own bedroom. Those dirty bastards!

by HingTong CHing Chong bong bong October 3, 2011

sexual harrassment panda

a panda the teaches a harrassmeant class

hey look it the sexual harrassment panda

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

Panaitopol

Someone who's obsessed with numbers, math and chalk. Someone who hates water, especially if it is on the blackboard. Loves lemons, because children make her sick. That person loves to wear black outfits, and annoy the crap out of people. It must be a teacher(math), needs to have nephews in the US, cause they send her money to have a respectable life, so that person doesn't need to go on strike. Very boring.

,,Steve, stop that you`re making my life a living hell! You`re such a Panaitopol!"

by ML23 March 25, 2010

Panda pussy

A woman with a rarely chubby or overweight vagina. Often mistaken for a phoofah. Penatrating the panda pussy is known as an act of bambooing.

Hey bro you get with that girl?
Yea man she has that panda pussy!
DAMN Bro! Was it nice?
I had that girl bamboozeled!

by Pandafever August 6, 2016

Water Panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

by clawz July 16, 2008