oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

oyster pussy

A girls vagina that is extremely wide after so much use, you can even fit your oyster within the lips sideways.

Boy 1: Damn her pussy was so loose i could rest my oyster card in her lips.

Boy 2: thats a oyster pussy nig!

by ahada February 20, 2009

finger oyster

Jonah's neck sister

Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.

by odious bill wrenkler May 23, 2004

oyster shooter

When a massive load of cum is shotgunned into the back of the throat, forcing an instaneous swallow.

She was ball deep on my cock and her tongue tickled my balls in just the right way, I gave her a surprise oyster shooter. She was pissed.

by KBI2113 May 17, 2014

Broady Oysters

Golden wok dim sims, steamed dim sims cut in half then fried flat side down in a frying pan until golden brown, served on a plate fried side up drizzled with dark soy sauce

A delicacy from Broadmeadows, Australia

I could go a feed of Broady Oysters while watching the AFL

by TheNonDieters May 31, 2016

Texas Oyster

The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.

I came in that tricks eye and made my bottom bitch give her a Texas Oyster.

by Tucker Rosemont November 4, 2013

Oyster Nigga

Any nigga that acts like a male, than turns around and acts like a female, than back to male, daily, weekly, annually, similar to OYSTERS which are ambisexual by nature

Why are you so sensitive today bro, crying acting like a oyster nigga!

by Curt_Eisenhardt January 11, 2012