punt

Taken from the sport of football, punting is a passive-aggressive way of delaying an action or an inevitable result. When someone punts, it's usually because they are faced with an uncomfortable situation where they are afraid to give a clear answer, response, or explanation to avoid judgment, ridicule, or scorn.

"I asked Tony if he wanted to hang out, shoot some pool and get a couple of brews. Instead of telling me directly that he really didn't want to go, he punted, saying he needed to ask his wife first. Tony wanted to avoid the uncomfortable situation of possibly hurting my feelings, so he made his wife the scapegoat, because everyone knows what a selfish, possessive bitch she is."

by not for nothing October 27, 2019

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!

by LanternFriend October 13, 2022

and...punt!

Someone runs to a ball and says"and.." and as they kick it, shout"punt!"

Now and...punt!

by plato! April 18, 2024

punt

When some one punches you in the vagina really hard.
cunt punch= punt

broooo, she punted you hard!

by xxcarpoxx April 22, 2016

punt

boner

"punt nubbin"

by noixz January 15, 2009

Punt

That one guy who thinks of puns as a national sport.

Oh ! here comes that punter

by 6fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff October 18, 2020

Punt

To actively chase girls that are usually strangers, portmanteau of pussy and hunt

Joe: How about we go round the campus tonight?
Dylan: Oh yeah, we could punt the freshers.

by Skudee November 26, 2019