Pole Position

getting the best booth at a club or restaurant or just having the advantage on anything aka the VIP treatment

*comes from car racing, having the most favorable position at the start of a race

*while sitting at a pimp corner booth at a club you got the "pole position"

*a good parking spot

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

Pole smoker

1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.

1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker

by gonadman April 5, 2007

Pole Vault

A track and field event where you use a fiberglass pole to run and then push yourself up in the air to clear yourself over a crossbar. aka- greatest track event ever.

I cleared 10 feet vaulting today!! I came in first!

by vaulter girl Rach July 5, 2004

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

totom pole

a sexual posision where ur partners head is shoved up your ass

last night we made a totom pole

by john1115 September 27, 2008

rusty pole

After performing anal sex, The Male's penis is encased with his partner's feces.

The fudge packer packed his spouse's fudge, and when he was done he had a rusty pole.

by I <3 rusty poles May 4, 2005

pole cat

used in the south. Its a Damn Skunk

Watch out the pole cat is going to spray you!

by Jerry Crawford August 23, 2007