offensive

1. Any joke in 2016.
2. Any comment in 2016.
3. Any sentence in 2016.

1. « What's your name ?
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »

by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat November 13, 2016

offensive widowmaker

The single best and most meta playstyle in the video game Overwatch, those who play it are usually the best players of their game.

Player 1: why is no one playing offensive widowmaker? we'll never win!
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.

by jim_odeur January 25, 2017

offensive strike

Use of a snowboard, or anything else, as an offensive or preemptive weapon, instead of as an interpretive tool or progression tool to tell a group's story, foster communities, or improve ties among and between them.

"Oh, man, those people won't clear out from the bottom of the unloading ramp- offensive strike!!!"

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

Offermatum

presenting an opportunity, the rejection of which will result in retaliation or a breakdown in relations

Adonnis made the don an offer but it was more like an ultimatum, it was an offermatum

by Justicetarian June 10, 2017

offer a hand

To give someone pleasure, and get something you want in return.

I will offer a hand if you buy me diamonds?.

by JailBait33 May 16, 2018

Oofers

When your surprised or bored

Random person- "Yoo wassup beautiful"
Me- "Oofers"

by Ooferz Iam just me August 23, 2018

offering up

An offer to provide goods or services.

The academic institution is offering up a free scholarship and board to top applicants.

by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018