Irish Octopus

The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.

Yo man, dis drunk beotch be soo gapped I had to give her the old Irish Octopus for her to get off.

by Dick Dodge September 20, 2008

octopussy

a really lame person that has so many excuses as to why they can't do something

George didn't stand up to that guy tonight because he said he had a sprained ankle, what an octopussy.

by Ariana A. Mata January 5, 2009

octopusology

the study of sports trees

We told my brother that he should study octopusology because he loved sports.

by Miss Phantomcasey the 101st May 4, 2009

Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.

Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)

by {Player 2} April 3, 2010

octopussy

The squishy things on pencils , otherwise known as "grips"

OMG Ellen has a pink "octopussy"

Awe. I don't have an "octopussy"

Don't worry, you can get one at the school store! Their only 25 cents!

by enilorac34 June 11, 2011

Octopussy

A vagina that has suction.

That octopussy is like a vacumm

by [e-mail] May 4, 2014

Octopushy

A Wipeout obstacle, in which contestants jump over tentacles on a circular platform.

I lost Wipeout on the Octopushy round.

by colink May 23, 2016