Intellectual Orgasm

When you hear something that is so profound, brilliant, or novel, that it blows your mind.

Guy 1: "... and thats how the theory of evolution works."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"

Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."

by Sam Ryan November 1, 2006

pee orgasm

A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.

Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.

by Rey December 9, 2003

global orgasm day

December 22, 2006 (end of solstice)

A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day while thinking about peace.
It's purpose was intended to release the largest possible surge of human energy to effect change in the energy of Earth, especially in war-torn countries.

don't believe it? google it.

<hey Jill, I need your help on Global Orgasm Day
>uhm Jack...All you need is lube and a pair of hands
<FINE SCREW YOU THEN

by mrwest January 4, 2007

female orgasm

Contrary to popular belief, it indeed DOES exist. Most women are fully capable of having orgasms if they "train" themselves to do so. Female porn-stars are mostly highly-orgasmic women because they've trained themselves to have orgasms. Most guys suck at sex and won't admit it because more than likely they have never been able to bring a woman to orgasm. Ladies, there is hope...but it comes with batteries.

Why males can't bring females to orgasm:
1) It takes more than 3 minutes for a woman to orgasm
2) They can't find the clitoris (VERY crucial)
3) Their dicks never stay hard long enough
4) They can't find the g-spot
5) They don't or suck at eating pussy
6) They're stingy with the foreplay (15 minutes or less is STINGY and also VERY crucial)

Why some females still don't have orgasms:
1) They don't have a vibrator
2) They don't (or are too afraid to) explore their own bodies
3) They're not lesbians

Signs a woman IS having/or has HAD an orgasm:
1) Incoherent speech
2) Shaking legs
3) Flushed chest & face
4) "Squirting"
5) Lip-biting
6) Falls asleep right after sex

Signs a woman is FAKING/or did NOT have an orgasm:
1) "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!! OH YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
2) Cracks open a book right after sex
3) Bored expression or exaggerated facial expressions
4) Not moving or saying anything
5) Relieved expression when the sex is over

There you have it guys AND girls. The female orgasm DOES exist.

by PS, I'm Black April 21, 2008

Orgasmic night

Masturbating on a lonely night. You want to get some, but you can't, so you settle for an Orgasmic Night alone.

Zoey was lonely, so she ended up having an orgasmic night.

Adrian wanted to get some, but couldn't so he settled for an orgasmic night.

by bamboozley November 14, 2009

orgasmically-jizzable

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves

He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010

orgasmaphoric

The definition of a feeling or sensation that both indulges the senses in the same way as an orgasm and the feeling of euphoria often paired with a deep motion of snuggling down and resting, fully satisfied and complacent.

The butterflies in my tummy made way for an orgasmaphoric wave once he and I made love.

by -Ve² April 4, 2019