math

math is a brain exercise. americans hate it. body exercise as a waste of time is the reason most americans are obese. as much as they hate body exercise, the same can be said about brain workout.

Theorem you.are.a.hoe

If americans hate body workout;
and brain workout = math,
and body workout = brain workout,

then, americans hate brain workout.

therefore, we conclude that:
americans hate math.

by jose.miguel January 19, 2009

Math

M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-humanz

Math......EW

by Jesus_Holy_Water_Bible August 5, 2020

Math

A waste of your life if you don't live under a rock

I hate math

by BRO AMAZING September 3, 2016

Math

A subject used by teachers to torture their students mid day for no reason other than because its just fun for them to watch us struggle.

Guy: Dude I got so much math homework that I almost didn't have enough time to masturbate last night!
Mom: Why the fuck are you telling me this Jacob?

by xXx_PussySlayerCoolGuy69_xXx September 15, 2019

Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.

I hate math.

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

math

an abbreviation for "Mental Abuse To Human"

A: what subject are u doing?
B:MATH!

by the next confucius December 8, 2015

Math

The only subject stopping you from your hopes and dreams, And the best torture device for middle schoolers.

"Math is fundamental for getting a good career!" : The Math Teacher
Also the Math Teacher: I hate this job that I only get minimum wage.

by Atomic_RC June 7, 2021