Ponce-nonce

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.

Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?

by Tinkerboy May 13, 2005

noinch

A shortened slang version for the word "Annoyance".

Jays chant in Clerks "noinch, noinch, noinch", he is actually chanting "Annoyance, Annoyance, Annoyance". This is what everyone is to Jay, and what he causes everyone he comes across, but we love him all the same. Power to the Mewes.

by Simon R September 5, 2005

nonce

Someone who touches minors

“Max your dad sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he’s on the chase the silly nonce”

by MrTinyKnob March 8, 2021

noncee

the victim on the receiving end of a nonce. even if within relationship. eg someone two years older than you. also, dj guest.

person1: omg i can’t believe daniel has done it again.

person2: i know, i feel so bad for the noncee

by hng January 24, 2021

Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.

John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Being A Nonce

Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist

Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce

by Shinji Okazaki May 18, 2018