strokey nonce

Jordan Lowe's Dad.

Dereks such a strokey nonce.

by Nfcucuuggugggufug April 19, 2018

Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.

“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”

by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019

Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

by Boniitti July 8, 2019

NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce

‘Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

‘Nonce Raid later boys?’

by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 4, 2020

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.

"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"

by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021

Nonce Queen

A queen that is a nonce, aka likes touching underage children.

'Is Honey Gregory a Ponce Nonce?'
'No she's a nonce queen'

by HoneyT3 July 10, 2019