Nolan

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.

Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan

by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019

Colm Nolan

Subtly racist and misogynistic, a "Colm Nolan" is a sigma male unconcerned with opinions of "women" or his own consciousness. Colm Nolans often spend their time trying to achieve their life goals, almost always dominating other beta males, often into sexual submission. Colm Nolans often engage in intercourse with other males to demonstrate superiority (not in a gay way tho). A rare breed of alpha not to be crossed

"Man did you hear that guy was charged with domestic abuse"

"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"

by Peep00 November 22, 2021

Nolan Yang

Nolan Yang can be very quiet sometimes but once you get to know him, He is super funny and kind. He makes the dumbest jokes but it'll make you laugh. Anyone would be luck to be friends with him! Make sure you treat him right, because if you don't, his friends will kill you in your sleep.

Nolan Yang is so funny with his dumbass jokes lol

by Its_Kyliii December 18, 2021

Tyler Nolan

'How do I look yellow man "

The clown prince of galway city

He has so much spoken rizz

That guy is such a Tyler Nolan

by Ethan mcandrew September 3, 2022

Nolan

this guy fucks.

ex. Nolan lays serious slammage in his bedroom.

by Billy January 24, 2022

nolan chance

Nolan Chance is a alpha male who refuses to be inquired by drugs, sex, or alcohol. Making in appearance in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 4, Season 4. Even being in many collabs with famous icons such as Khaby Lame, Nick Eh 30, Fish Thicc, Ninja, FaZe Jarvis, Maquoddy B. Larkin, and Robert Oppenheimer. Much is unknown about Nolan Chance besides being a charismatic and optimistic guy, and having a tenuous passion with sleeping with small Indian boys.

I love Nolan Chance from Fornite

by God Of Condoms September 2, 2023

Nolan

Nolan, A guy who seems nice but becomes a bitch to people who are different.Sure hes cute and has good hair but Nolan can be a jerk to woman who are a little fat or different.

Girl one: Hey that guy Nolan..He called me big..
Girl two: He said my hair was gross!
Girl three: He said i smelled

And so on

by lil~eboy November 4, 2019