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Nolan

not real

he teleports!
saVannah: nolan isnt real
justice: ikr
saVannah: omg he teleported
by 562emooo March 16, 2022
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Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.
by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023
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Nolan

Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.
Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!
by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023
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Nolan morgia

A very attractive boy. His looks doesn’t tell you everything though. He may be very good looking but don’t take his looks for granted.
Nolan morgia is really cute
by Weloveit October 14, 2019
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Nolan

Whilst normally Nolan can be a fun and nice person who is enjoyable and cool to be around but sometimes Nolan can be a little frustrating and tends to have a short fuse, and is usually the friend who rage quits when he gets too mad. Nolan tends to have alternate styles in fashion sometime pulling up in the drippiest things you can find. Or wear a Genshin sweater continuing ways that Nolan's fashion changes same as Nolan's humor for example, you're chilling with the boys and he drops the funniest thing you've ever heard or he shows you a top text bottom text meme from 2014. All around being a nice person who can be a little frustrating to deal with sometimes.
"oh cool, it's Nolan."
by Goober536 July 19, 2023
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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
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Nolan

Nolan is… well what can I say? He is addicted to the ladies, and he tends to try and run if there is work to do. But he has a heart full of love and he falls in love fast and hard. If you have a Nolan you better keep him in check, but treasure him. Don’t let him drink to much or sleep around and maybe someday he will become the awesome dude he was made to be. The best way to distract a Nolan is to throw a cute furry animal in front of him or tell him he has a nice butt.
Why is Nolan always on the can when we have work to do?
by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022
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