Nolan is such a cool guy. Nolan is the coolest guy you will ever meet. Nolan is usually obsessed with music, a very rad and incredible artist. Nolan is a very good and loyal friend. He is not the type to judge you. He has very good taste in fashion. Sometimes Nolan will fool you with his obliviousness, but he is in fact very very smart. Like damn the boy could go to Harvard smart. He is a dreamer and if you meet a Nolan you are so very lucky and make sure you stick by his side support and love him always.
by Lilbugz227 November 23, 2021

Big Jerk That Is Always Mean To People And Thinks He Is Cool. He Hangs Out With The "Bad Boys" In School And Acts Like He Is So Awesome but He Really Is Just A Big Bully. He Will Most Likely Go To Jail When He Is Older Because Of The Type Of People He Hangs Out With And the Stupid Choices He Makes.
Kyle Nolan; A BIG Jerk
Me; Hey is that Kyle
Friend; Yeah
Me; He is so mean to me
Friend; Really?
Me; Yeah
Friend; He is mean to me to. He threatened me!
Me; OMG, He told the teacher to shut up in class today
Me; Hey is that Kyle
Friend; Yeah
Me; He is so mean to me
Friend; Really?
Me; Yeah
Friend; He is mean to me to. He threatened me!
Me; OMG, He told the teacher to shut up in class today
by xX_RandomCoolDude_Xx June 2, 2018

Subtly racist and misogynistic, a "Colm Nolan" is a sigma male unconcerned with opinions of "women" or his own consciousness. Colm Nolans often spend their time trying to achieve their life goals, almost always dominating other beta males, often into sexual submission. Colm Nolans often engage in intercourse with other males to demonstrate superiority (not in a gay way tho). A rare breed of alpha not to be crossed
"Man did you hear that guy was charged with domestic abuse"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
by Peep00 November 22, 2021

Nolan Yang can be very quiet sometimes but once you get to know him, He is super funny and kind. He makes the dumbest jokes but it'll make you laugh. Anyone would be luck to be friends with him! Make sure you treat him right, because if you don't, his friends will kill you in your sleep.
by Its_Kyliii December 18, 2021

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019

nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019

by Ethan mcandrew September 3, 2022
