noner

When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.

It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!

by The Real Corn Wallace February 28, 2009

noner

When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.

When i fell through the ice I got a noner.

When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.

by Thegman0063 January 6, 2011

noner

the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.

guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?

guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!

or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."

by Pman the great November 22, 2010

Noner

When a boy gets a boner from experiencing the joy of nature.
(Nature + Boner = NONER!)

Dennis TOTALLY had a noner while we were on that epic hike the other day.

by neenerneener222 September 2, 2009

Nodder

When you have a long piece of poo that hangs on ur butt for 5 sec or more

I shook my butt to get rid of this nodder

by Hammer212 November 20, 2017

nodor

n. The property of odorlessness. If a substance is completely odorless, it has "perfect nodor." If it is only partially odorless, it is said to have "partial nodor," or "semi-nodor."

The man tried to sniff out the carbon monoxide leak, but was unable to due to the gas's high degree of nodor. Yeah... he died.

by Menno December 8, 2004

naderize

What a political activist who can never find fault with themself does when their non commital candidate loses in an election.
Usually they belong to one of the major parties and achieve their conviction using an independently accumulated vote total of one of the third party candidate(s )in the race and indiscriminately add it to their candidate.

Republicans used it when Clinton beat Bush 41 and Ross Perot votes brought the winning percentage down to below fifty percent of the vote.The recent Texas governor's election gave the incumbent thirty eight per cent of the winning vote while two independent candidates split the vote to give the democrat chris bell 30 percent.Activists in this race tended to "naderize" Kinky Friedman but the other independent garnered more votes than him.

by mike gee paperboy November 9, 2008