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Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.
You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!
by DrewToYou April 28, 2022
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Neoprene mask

A modern breakthrough in winter clothing made for people who would rather be warm and comfortable in the winter. Unfortunately, most prefer not to wear it in public because people can't stand things that are different. So they would rather head in arctic conditions with the whole body well dressed except for their unmasked face and complain that the cold and wind are crippling and painful.

Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
-Oh look at the guy with the neoprene mask. It's minus 20 degrees outside but he'll still practice jogging like it's summer! Talk about a boss, bro!
by attackyofme May 2, 2012
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Mask Lesbian

Female-identifying individuals whose gender expression is masculine-presenting. This may also include assuming traditionally male gender-roles.

Masks are strongly associated with butch lesbians
Let the Masks carry the groceries.

Mask Lesbians often present as tough individuals on the outside with a soft core reserved for people in the inner circle.
by Djerune February 2, 2022
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Masked Cat

Masked Cat is a unique species that appears to be a cartoon cat that is blue with an ash hoodie and face mask. They are commonly found practicing artistic activities and make bad jokes. They live in the northern parts of the USA.
The Masked Cat likes to call himself ''The Funny Man''
-Some Confused Individual
by Masked Cat November 29, 2022
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Queer Masking

Masking as someone queer. Typically someone who is pretending to be queer in online spaces to gain followers/popularity.
A: Did you hear about Alicia?
B: No, what did she do?
A: She was queer masking as a lesbian.
by TeriTheTerrible December 29, 2021
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The Masked Weasel

When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)
Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!

Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?

Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!
by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010
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Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011
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