Nickers

Short for Nick. A Nickers is the kindest most sparklingly intelligent, wittiest sort of person there can be. His loyalty will be unmatched and he will care with such love and compassion that if you are lucky enough to know one you'll never want to be parted. His only fault will be making lame jokes at inappropriate times. If you have been lucky enough to have been blessed with a Nickers in your life you must count your lucky stars and give him the love and respect he deserves.

Nickers, your joke was lame but you are forgiven, again, as always of course.

by NickersFan November 4, 2019

Nickers Snickers

(Noun) a reasonably polite term to identify that you have just shit your pants.

More commonly used in the UK by the posh upper crust.

I dare say old boy what is that smell?

Terribly sorry it would appear as though I've just dropped a steaming pile of nickers snickers

by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020

Nonker

A word associated with the word ‘nonk’, means a person that is a mess up.

“your such a nonker!” “don’t be a nonker”

“did you see all those nonkers?”

by Zukiniebadgal May 13, 2020

Ninjerk

Ejaculating before achieving full wood.

Tried to ninjerk before work this morning but it's hard.

by Hopizz May 31, 2020

nonkerd

To be absolutely shitfaced, having sunk too many brewskies and now ya nonkered

Brah, old mate fuckin davo shagz is absolutely fuckin nonkerd bruz, he's cooked probs had too many brewskies ay lad

by Nick is a bloke who eats duck September 5, 2020

nickerdiazster

someone who too fucked up but also keeps the party going on

i wanna go home but this nickerdiazster it too lit

by Nessdamayor October 9, 2020

niner

someone from the london postcode ‘n9’

niner-‘fam are you 9?’
‘fam i am not edmonton’

by e1.tpl October 15, 2020