lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

Nigel

A (African American) who claims they were a lifeguard, but is not for obvious reason.

"did you see leone said he was a life guard?"
"he is for sure lying, dudes a nigel"

by louiecifer May 25, 2023

Nigel Shahbaz

A really cool guy that is a magnet to all the ladies. He is also 6'5 and a jacked alpha.

That guy so muscular and gets all the ladies, he's like a "Nigel Shahbaz!"

by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.

Nigel is awesome, Nigel is cool, Nigel is the best, Nigel is the best there ever esisted

by A true chad November 23, 2021