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Nintendo Switch 

A console made by Nintendo. It is designed to be fun with many games like Super Mario Oddysey, and Pokemon Let's Go Eevee! The Nintendo Switch has two controllers that are detachable. The Nintendo Switch is
a console for fun, and Nintendo also lets you buy a Pro Controller, or more Controllers.! WOW!
The Nintendo Switch may seem expensive, but I think it is AMAZING!
Nintendo Switch by Cate Unicorn February 25, 2019
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nintendo revolution 

The codename for Nintendo's next system, to be revealed at E3 '05. Said to revolutionize gaming and is rumored to lack a D-Pad and A/B buttons.
I'm going to EBGames to pick up a Nintendo Revolution.

Nintendo Wii 

The best fuckin game console ever!!!

Currently kicking PS3 and Xbox360's ass right now.

The PS3 is just all the useless crap that Sony sells packed into a useless console and Xbox360 is just shit!!!
Dude#1: I'm gonna go get a PS3.

Dude#1's friend: Why get that when u can get a dvd or Blu Ray player? its much cheaper.

Dude#2: I'm gonna take a Xbox360.

Dude#2's friend: Make sure u use spray and close the door!!!

Dude#3: I'm gonna get a Nintendo Wii.

Dude#3's friend: Cool!!! Call me when u gut one. Wii rulez!
Nintendo Wii by Wiidude64 June 28, 2009

nintendo labo 

Do you have the nintendo labo? No, its fucking cardboard.

Nintendo DS Lite

Nintendo's re-design of their latest handheld. New features include:

- Smaller size - The DS Lite measures 133mm wide, 73.9mm high and 21.5mm deep at 215 grams in weight. This makes it 42% smaller and 21% lighter than the original DS. The screens are the same size.
- Four brightness levels, of which the brightest is extremily bright.
- Larger stylus
- Shiny future-esque finish available in White, Black, and Light Blue. These are the launch colors, and Nintendo will very likely release more colors as time goes on.
- Improved Wi-Fi capabilities (hardware only)
- Button layout change (Start, Select, Power)
- Region Free, as is the original DS
- Increased Touch Screen sensitivity

Other than the above revisions to the system, the DS Lite is essentially the same system. The same, except more addictive. Do not buy one of these unless you actually have the have time to waste. This little piece of awesomeness is notorious for eating up time like pac-man pigs out on pac-pellets.

This is made especially more true because of the backwards compatibility: with access to the huge library of GBA games and the growing library of DS games with Wi-Fi enabled features, you are guaranteed to spend as much time as you possibly can playing with your Nintendo DS Lite, spamming Urban Dictionary and online forums about PSP, and being an utter annoyance to people who brag about their PSPs, and anyone who thinks the PlayStation series doesn't suck; sometimes, you'll find yourself doing all of those things at the same time.
I'm going to go play Metroid Prime Hunters, Pokemon Diamond, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, and Mario Kart Super Circuit on my DS with my other DS addicted friends, while simultaneously waiting six months for FFTA 2 to come out, so I can go play Metroid, Pokemon, FFTA 2, and Mario Kart DS on my Nintendo DS Lite with said DS addicted friends.
Nintendo DS Lite by aka_Pyro August 1, 2007

Nintendo Swe 

A person who faps all day while playing on the computer.
Wow, he is on the computer all day, and his computer is sticky, what a Nintendo Swe.
Nintendo Swe by Hi222 February 13, 2009

Nintendo Nsider Forums 

A forum in which fans of Nintendo fans can gather to talk about Nintendo. Too bad that the moderators are jerks, and the forum is inteneded for little 7 year olds. The rules say it all. Why, you can get banned for anything not talking about playing with the Action League dolls.
I was banned from the NSider forums for mentioning that PSP graphics are better than the DS graphics.