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The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
I hate The guy next to me
by wee woo October 29, 2021
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Next Day Doctrine

The Next Day Doctrine states that NNN (No Nut November) may not officially begin until the time you wake up on November 1st and not at 12:00 AM on October 31st.
"Hey man you cant beat off without failing NNN. Its after 12:00!!"

"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"
by SxUzamaki October 31, 2021
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Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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cuntrek next generation

To boldly go where others has been before.
I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment
Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.
by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012
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next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
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Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.
By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.
by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022
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