Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.

As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."

by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020

Mom-ness

The amazing quality in all moms that lets them do every thing at once.

My mom used her inner "mom-ness" to make dinner when we had nothing in the fridge.

by Kid president fan October 2, 2020

Snooty-ness

The quality or state of acting snooty.

I was wondering if you could apply some of your snooty-ness over here at my place ?

by Keevil October 12, 2020

Ness

Just spams pk fire

This ness just spams

by Prowl258 October 15, 2020

nessed

a short way of saying ‘finessed’

aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.

by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity

For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.

by A-SGG January 8, 2012