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we need

Used to denote that the speaker wants someone to do something, but has no plans whatsoever to do it themselves. Commonly followed by the speaker taking credit for whatever they had someone else do.
1.We need to take the trash out. 2.We need to do the dishes. 3.We need to mow the lawn.
by DARKJESTER January 4, 2005
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Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
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I need sex

Something you say to hint to someone that you want to fuck them
Girl : "I need sex."
Boy : "Go get some"
Girl : "No I only want it from you."
by Dont you wanna know 12 January 13, 2011
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we need to talk

I need to dump you, and it's suddenly "our" problem/fault. Often said to be a girl phrase, is in fact used just as often by guys. When employed in e-mail, is an attempt to simultaneously sever e-mail contact and preclude actual "talk"...
emails: We need to talk. I'll call you.
Never quite summons up courage to call. Hopes like hell she won't e-mail or ring, and that he can skulk off into the night. Sign of cowardice, therefore an automatic disqualifier when it comes to relationship material...
by Robina22 December 28, 2005
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we need to talk

Guy: "Ummm, hi Sallie, I really like you."

Sallie: "We need to talk!"
by D M February 10, 2004
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You Need Jesus

When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.
"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!"

"You know you need Jesus, right?"
by theradicalthinker August 26, 2016
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I need to think about things

Guy: I dunno, I need to think about things

Translation: I'm gonna break your heart
by Trista March 24, 2004
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