Nearless

I invented this word while writing an essay for my homework. I can not believe this word did not exist before.

Definiton:
Something infinitely large, without an end.

The end is near nothing.

1-"Socail media can provide nearless entertainment"

2-"The what seemed like a nearless war had been going on for decades"
3-"This ocean is nearlessly large"

by Hamlet, Prince of Denmark March 26, 2024

Nearfuck

You both nearly fucked each other but it didn't happen - but it still kind of counts!

A Nearfuck is where both parties were ready and willing to fuck each other but it didn't quite happen, for various reasons.

by BileDuct March 26, 2024

Nearfectly

Pronounced: near-feckt-lee.
As near too perfect as perfect can be in this scenario.

This artificial chicken taste nearfectly as good as real chicken. Shout out to whoever invented Rizz it’s needed in all dictionaries so in stores.

by Zenling February 25, 2026

Nearness

Adjacency

The close nearness between trucking and retailin

by I am kogi March 3, 2026

nearological disorder

A mentally-messed-up condition whereby you need fellow humans to give you lots of personal space.

Former Prez Nixon was infamously antisocial, often avoiding being around others during his "White House years". That being said, however, the infamous "Tricky Dick" wasn't exactly afflicted with full-blown nearological disorder, either, in that he seemed only too happy to hobnobbingly "scheme 'n' scam" with his "White House Plumbers" and other "crooked crony" political allies!

by QuacksO March 5, 2026

neardel

The definition of Neardel is mysterious and complex. For example, if you were trying to apply a piece of duct tape in a flat line, and not only did it go sideways, but it also bunched up upon itself, you neardeled it. An alternate definition is "My wife and I got "neardeled" last night."

"Don't neardel it bro!"

by Ant Banks February 18, 2025

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015