Napkincake

A guy masturbates and when he is done, cleans the cum off his dick with a napkin. The napkin that he used is known as a napkincake

Dude! My parents were gone for the weekend and i made like 30 napkincakes!

by chef_stank_muffin September 8, 2010

Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016

Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.

Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.

by Feesus Christ June 9, 2016

napkin93

Napkin is the most godly name anyone could ask for but has friends like abbey terrace super sanik and napkin93 napkin93 is the best and he shall remain the best or she NAPKINS have no gender

Napkin93 is da best

by Napkin93 March 20, 2017

Nakking

The act of running naked through public, non-sporting, areas

What should we do tonight?
We could always go nakking up and down King Street

by Peywet May 26, 2017