Nappers regret

When all you wanted to do was take a quick nap but instead you slept for three hours and you are incredibly confused and cranky.

Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.

Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...

by Bzing September 4, 2013

Napperbitch

Someone with an unhealthy urge to go to Napper Tandy's Irish pub and grill.

Get over yourself Trevor and stop being a Napperbitch. It's really not that great.

by Troovie December 23, 2017

napperdoodle

It’s a nap, stupid.

Johnny took a two-hour napperdoodle

by ThrowAway2430 June 10, 2018

Nappes

objecting to something in a fashionable sense

OR

saying "no"

Nappes Bro!

by NAPPES November 2, 2010

nipperatus

The area around the nipple.

After getting out of the pool, her bikini top was slipping down a bit revealing her nipperatus.

by j-dubbbbbb July 14, 2011

napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011

Nappetizer

A) Noun. The final alcoholic beverage one consumes before losing consciousness. Usually associated with irrational exuberance and unwarranted confidence. After ingesting a nappetizer, most details of the evening must later be forensically reconstructed with the help of friends, as recall is impaired significantly.

B) Noun. A nightcap.

"Dude, that 7th shot of Jager was totally his nappetizer. What the fuck was he thinking?"

"Hey, baby -- why don't you come inside for a quick nappetizer? Plus we can play Guitar Hero..."

by 3E7H October 8, 2012