Verb. To make up a completely untruthful story. To invent a story. To tell an untruthful story. To construct a story out of lies. To lie.
"Mark is such a liar, he told me a story how has to take care of his sick grandma last weekend, he totally pull that out of his ass!"
"I've told my girlfriend that I'm from France and I'm here on a student visa, I totally pull that out of my ass, I haven't even been to France."
"I've told my girlfriend that I'm from France and I'm here on a student visa, I totally pull that out of my ass, I haven't even been to France."
by a66spam July 25, 2015
Get the pull that out of my assmug. The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
by Bouch66 February 21, 2006
Get the drunk off my assmug. Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"
by KImCobain June 17, 2018
Get the Harvey Spectered My Assmug. Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"
by mk41 March 15, 2021
Get the Don't cap my assmug. A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.
some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
by Heather Nicole October 6, 2007
Get the Kiss My Ass Daymug. a surplus, more than most people expect; doesnt always have to be money, it could be other things like luck or diarrhea
Yesterday, I bought a PS3 and a nice 30 inch flat screen to go with it. It cost me over a grand. Money was shootin outta my ass!
by garcij04 January 22, 2008
Get the shootin outta my assmug. This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"
My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.
by evil pop tart December 24, 2009
Get the kiss my ass hatmug.