Muffin Head

An insult used by the Youtuber Badboyhalo to express annoyance or frustration towards anyone making idiotic choices or actions.

"TOMMY YOU MUFFIN HEAD!" - Badboyhalo

by HunterVanguard November 28, 2020

toilet muffin

A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.

Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?

Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.

by Nate, Mike & Todd February 11, 2007

muffin shop

A decent, non-vulgar way of referring to female lower goods;pussy, vag, muffin.

"No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed" (smacking her legs closed)-Cassandra (Eva Amurri) from Saved!

by lelegs March 22, 2005

muffin point

The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.

I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.

by holychia May 23, 2006

yard muffin

That annoying kid that sets up their stoner camp right in the front yard of a house party, bush party, frat party. Any party.

This yard muffin is not making this party low key at all.

Does anyone even know who that yard muffin is?

by Fuschia Geranium Maggot November 21, 2016

bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

by cloudowner July 12, 2012

winter muffin

Another name for a fun-cooker or, the crease under one's butt cheeks.

Yo, this morning when I woke up, I slapped my winter muffin so hard it turned black and blue!

by bump it November 27, 2010