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Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.
It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.
by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018
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Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!
by itsmine August 31, 2011
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Mashehu ben zona

An expression comes from Hebrew
means "somthing very very very good"
refering to object with high value or discribe somthing very best
She: "how was your Falafel? "

He: " wow... pshshshsh.. Mashehu Ben Zona ! "
by P The Ring August 24, 2005
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The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True
by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012
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Mishel

beautiful kenyan baddie studying in school
mishel is smart
by kingmedi October 4, 2021
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mashed potatoes

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.
"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."
by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014
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creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.
Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes
by C-PIG April 4, 2008
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