Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.
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A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIE, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK TOOO...(the name of the game he actually play) (...)"
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIE, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK TOOO...(the name of the game he actually play) (...)"
-in jacksepticeye 's intro, also very often used by his friends (especially pewdiepie) and his fans and all of bosses
-instead of "Hi" or "Good morning" you can just yell "TOP OF THE MORNING"
-ATTENTION: you should scream these words, because it's correct and required way to say it
-instead of "Hi" or "Good morning" you can just yell "TOP OF THE MORNING"
-ATTENTION: you should scream these words, because it's correct and required way to say it
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1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).
2. See Morning wood
2. See Morning wood
1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?
2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
by C&D October 24, 2004
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