Girl 1: You still talking to Jamar?
Girl 2: No girl he stopped talking to me
Girl 1: Damn! You got Mook'd!!!
Girl 2: No girl he stopped talking to me
Girl 1: Damn! You got Mook'd!!!
by Janisa Lopez December 19, 2014
Get the Mook'd mug.Noun. A person who displays questionable attributes leaning more towards that of an over compensating young male. In addition, usually very willing to give out blowjobs at any given time of day.
"Hey Shayan, the way you carry whey protein in your car and suck at fifa makes you look like a mook"
by IslandKiddo January 14, 2017
Get the Mook mug.1. A tongue-in-cheek term for a bikini with only the bottoms being worn.
2. A Chinese-made one-piece bathing suit, typically purchased for around $10 on eBay, Amazon, or any number of other sites that facilitate mail-order purchases from China. For whatever reason, Chinese vendors seem to believe that "monokini" is the proper term for a one-piece bathing suit, and use it extensively in item descriptions. When this definition is used, "monokini" is pronounced as though it were a Japanese word, to distinguish it from the other definition. Why Japanese, when this is a Chinese phenomenon? Probably because they're both Engrish parent languages, and "monokini" looks like a Japanese word?
2. A Chinese-made one-piece bathing suit, typically purchased for around $10 on eBay, Amazon, or any number of other sites that facilitate mail-order purchases from China. For whatever reason, Chinese vendors seem to believe that "monokini" is the proper term for a one-piece bathing suit, and use it extensively in item descriptions. When this definition is used, "monokini" is pronounced as though it were a Japanese word, to distinguish it from the other definition. Why Japanese, when this is a Chinese phenomenon? Probably because they're both Engrish parent languages, and "monokini" looks like a Japanese word?
"This monokini pronounced mo-no-ki-ni looks like it was sewn together by a blind pre-schooler!"'
"Probably because it was."
"Probably because it was."
by Melgar II February 27, 2017
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Scottie:Dude that's sounds a bit gay .How do yoy spell it.
Zane: It doesn't matter how you spell it and it's not gay . It mean let's eat and talk a MOCHIE BANG!
Scottie:oh okay let's bang!
Scottie:Dude that's sounds a bit gay .How do yoy spell it.
Zane: It doesn't matter how you spell it and it's not gay . It mean let's eat and talk a MOCHIE BANG!
Scottie:oh okay let's bang!
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