Montana Mouthful

When a boy or a girl gets cock and balls slammed into his or her mouth.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were messing around last night and i gave her a Montana mouthful."
"Ew, i don't need to know about that."
"...I'll give u one."

by Kobe Whitlock May 26, 2009

montanakermit10

a girl with a flat chest and likes to show off her tiny bee nipples and ditch her old friends and accuse them of teasing or being mean to her

hey did you see that girl, her name is montanakermit10

by TheOnlineTiger June 27, 2020

Montana

The Big Sky State. A Proud state where everyone still says "one nation under god" in the pledge. A Red state by all means, and proud of it. We like to hunt, we like our guns, we fish, we hike, and we breath clean fresh air. We also still have bear, moose, elk and wolves. God Bless Montana

I was on a road trip to Yellow Stone once I entered Montana I knew that I was the best state in the Union.

by Blake Stanger August 30, 2005

Mondangle

To casually and suggestively approach someone.

So I was dancing and this guy mondangles his way over here...it was annoying!

by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Montana Skye Robbin Smith

A beautiful girl who is insecure, but never realizes she is. She would help anybody for any reason because she cares. She is outgoing, respectful, & lovely.

Hey , do you know that Montana Skye Robbin Smith?
Yeah, she is awesome.

by LoveisnotrealLifeis June 21, 2011

montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 March 4, 2014

ManRant

Defining Joe Rogan's Infinitesimal Babyisms

On today's show we have Doug Stanhope... Redban what are you doing? What is that? Are you vaping? Don't blow that shit in the air, I don't know what's in that shit. You don't know either. it's not good for you. How do you know? I'm inhaling nicotine or some shit, bitch. Joe man, stop going on such a manrant over my vape dude. Everything will be alright man.

by Daniel gibson June 25, 2014