a French/Quebec French expression meaning:
a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done
b) the way a certain thing or activity is performed by normal and civilized people.
a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done
b) the way a certain thing or activity is performed by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.
father: Young man, I refuse to listen to you when you talk to me like this. kodem koll go take off your coat and boots, then go calm down, after that come back and talk to me comme du monde, make sure to ask nicely for my help and attention.
father: Young man, I refuse to listen to you when you talk to me like this. kodem koll go take off your coat and boots, then go calm down, after that come back and talk to me comme du monde, make sure to ask nicely for my help and attention.
by Sexydimma September 1, 2012
Get the comme du monde mug.The game of gods. Played only by those lucky children that get Monday 4th period off school, this game seperates the men from the boys. It is a round-by-round knockout football tournament, the team last to score booted from each round. During a game of Monday Cuppy, several groups of players seem to emerge;
1. The dirty bastards team. Usually Johnny and Kev. This team will complain for anything, hold the ball up, and be hard-done-by with every decision.
2. The tap-in team. Usually Nick K and Joe. Pair of fuckers. Score nothing but shit. Deserve to die.
3. The unknowns. The people who change team weekly. This team usually involves Swanny. Unskilled and uncontrolable, this team can produce both magic and manure. If you're a betting man - steer clear of this squad.
4. The Gods. This is my team. Unparalleled in their class. This team will score peach after peach. A dead cert.
5. The floaters. Usually Josso/Motion and James/Stewart. Not part of the football crew, these teams float in every monday, bring several unorthodox playing styles. James brings the class. Motion the passion. Josso the crazy diving headers and long-range bullets. Stewart, well, he's shaggin a 6th year so we'll let him off.
6. Andy-B. Complete farmer. He is backwards. Does not speak english. No one ever goes on a team with this person. Rightly so. He is prone to kicking the keeper in the head, screaming random sounds, trying FAR too hard, and blowing goats. He broke his hand last week. Hahahaha.
Lastly, the keeper, Tim, is key to the whole thing. He governs the whole sha-bang. He makes the most wonderfully SHIT decisions, and sometimes is biased towards the God's team. Dunno why. But i like it. He does not need glasses - he needs a basic understanding of football. Ach well, makes it funny. Rock on, Timbo.
1. The dirty bastards team. Usually Johnny and Kev. This team will complain for anything, hold the ball up, and be hard-done-by with every decision.
2. The tap-in team. Usually Nick K and Joe. Pair of fuckers. Score nothing but shit. Deserve to die.
3. The unknowns. The people who change team weekly. This team usually involves Swanny. Unskilled and uncontrolable, this team can produce both magic and manure. If you're a betting man - steer clear of this squad.
4. The Gods. This is my team. Unparalleled in their class. This team will score peach after peach. A dead cert.
5. The floaters. Usually Josso/Motion and James/Stewart. Not part of the football crew, these teams float in every monday, bring several unorthodox playing styles. James brings the class. Motion the passion. Josso the crazy diving headers and long-range bullets. Stewart, well, he's shaggin a 6th year so we'll let him off.
6. Andy-B. Complete farmer. He is backwards. Does not speak english. No one ever goes on a team with this person. Rightly so. He is prone to kicking the keeper in the head, screaming random sounds, trying FAR too hard, and blowing goats. He broke his hand last week. Hahahaha.
Lastly, the keeper, Tim, is key to the whole thing. He governs the whole sha-bang. He makes the most wonderfully SHIT decisions, and sometimes is biased towards the God's team. Dunno why. But i like it. He does not need glasses - he needs a basic understanding of football. Ach well, makes it funny. Rock on, Timbo.
'I won Monday Cuppy, yet again!'
'Andy-B has been banned indefinetly for attemtped beheading of Timbo'
'Ladbrokes stopped taking bets on whether or not Nick K would score a shit goal. Everyone knows he will.'
Timbo; 'Goal to Scroat'
Liam; 'Tim shut the fuck up'
Timbo; 'Okay, goal to Liam'
Liam; 'Good boy, have a sweetie'
John + Kev in chorus; 'HANDBALLLLL!'
'Andy-B has been banned indefinetly for attemtped beheading of Timbo'
'Ladbrokes stopped taking bets on whether or not Nick K would score a shit goal. Everyone knows he will.'
Timbo; 'Goal to Scroat'
Liam; 'Tim shut the fuck up'
Timbo; 'Okay, goal to Liam'
Liam; 'Good boy, have a sweetie'
John + Kev in chorus; 'HANDBALLLLL!'
by Liam February 13, 2005
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1. An exclusive group of fiscally responsible gentleman scholars who have attended or live in close proximity to the University of Minnesota Twin Cities that meets weekly at Sally's Saloon and Eatery to consume poultry appendages prepared in a vat of oil at a high temperature, then doused with a generous amount of a delectible sauce. The consumtion of which is then washed down by mass quantities of the finest pilsner in all the land.
2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.
3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.
4. See also MNW
2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.
3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.
4. See also MNW
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."
"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."
"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."
"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."
"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."
"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."
"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."
by Phatm4tt February 27, 2009
Get the Monday Night Wings mug.a term that means to do something fun on Monday, most commonly 'clubbing'; usually used on Sundays in order to make Monday seem more exciting.
Gab- "Ugh I really do not want to go back to school tomorrow."
Julia- "Hey its all good, tomorrows Club Monday! You got that to look forward to."
Gab- "Fuck yeahh, I haven't had a Club Monday in mad long."
Julia- "Hey its all good, tomorrows Club Monday! You got that to look forward to."
Gab- "Fuck yeahh, I haven't had a Club Monday in mad long."
by OperationLearnSpanish May 3, 2009
Get the club monday mug.Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:
1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.
In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"
1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.
In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"
by Branson420 February 26, 2011
Get the Blunt Monday mug.A magical day of the week where its the worst day of the week, but you and your friends will try anything to have fun. This can include: "Paper Barrel Basketball", "Wheel Chair Races", "Chopstick Mosquito Frenzy", and even the dreaded game of "I-Spy.
Dude 1: Dude, what you want to do today? I'm so bored...
Dude 2: Broski Its a Magic Monday We can do anything today. Let's go challenge the fat guy next door to sumo Wrestle.
Dude 1: Let's do it, I totally forgot its a Magic Monday.
Dude 2: Broski Its a Magic Monday We can do anything today. Let's go challenge the fat guy next door to sumo Wrestle.
Dude 1: Let's do it, I totally forgot its a Magic Monday.
by TheKidNextDoor( . ) ( . ) January 18, 2012
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